Written on November 23, 2008 at 06:11 am by admin

Funny Google Adsense Clicker Chat..

Yesterday, I was just sitting still until someone dinged me asking for few Clicks to make in his blog. I don’t want to get him busted but i tried to scare him just acting like a google spy for adsense abuse. I hate clicking jobs since its against gAdsense policies, but I have noticed 98% of the bloggers blog just to earn from adsense like google and other networks like yahoo, valueclick and so on.

Here is the chat archieve that I had with one of the adsense clicker. lol, I had great fun scaring him…

Me mine (11/22/2008 9:28:15 PM): your adsense pub-id will be reported to to google
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:28:21 PM): i am a google spy
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:28:36 PM): spy
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:28:38 PM): i see
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:28:43 PM): i am the state incharge of the google.com.np
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:28:58 PM): so i will kick your ass out of the adsense network
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:29:07 PM): ok
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:29:08 PM): how much do you have in the adsense
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:29:14 PM): all will be reduced to )
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:29:16 PM): what was u doing last night
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:29:32 PM): i have ur ip
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:29:36 PM): i just wanted to know your google PUB ID..
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:29:57 PM): take it
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:29:58 PM): you may turst me or not… but i am state holder of google for Nepal..
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:29:59 PM): plz
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:31:01 PM): why were u calling me names
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:31:12 PM): now i am serious
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:31:17 PM): ok you are in my blacklist… pub-****************(PubID is hidden)… this is yours ya..?
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:31:31 PM): you are done..
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:31:37 PM): good luck…
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:31:44 PM): impresive
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:32:48 PM): i am not joking… this adsense has been such a black money here in south asia… we members in our network has been working to reduce it…
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:33:20 PM): ok
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:33:22 PM): nice
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:33:29 PM): but why u calls me name
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:33:52 PM): u working
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:33:54 PM): good
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:33:56 PM): plz utilize this service properly and you ll earn what you deserve…
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:33:58 PM): i am also working
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:34:06 PM): as a spy
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:34:08 PM): but for now… you are out of network…
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:34:25 PM): but as a different prospects
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:34:59 PM): as we have some hacker in there
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:35:22 PM): i have processed the list of guys like you today to my senior… so you ll be out of this network in 2-3 business days.
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:35:39 PM): ok
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:35:45 PM): done
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:36:41 PM): we ll see your history and i am 90% sure that you are out of adsense network as i have your chat archive saved to text document as proof… google will pay me the commission for this… so i need to do this to earn my living
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:37:10 PM): ok
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:38:25 PM): tell me… how much do you have in your adsense…… if you have more than $50 then you are in danger…
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:38:42 PM): i am new to it
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:38:59 PM): i can’t rollback the report i have done… but i can ask for consideration if you promise to do honestly in future.
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:39:10 PM): if u block me out i think u won’t get
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:39:23 PM): now u r talking
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:39:29 PM): i am new to internet
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:39:49 PM): if u r old then u should teach me
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:39:51 PM): how
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:39:57 PM): not telling me names
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:40:01 PM): well… better look for google policied for adsense before you move with it..
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:40:10 PM): i already have
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:40:29 PM): but as driving traffic this is the first step
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:40:32 PM): have look here… https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=48182
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:40:44 PM): on going i will move to other targets
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:41:05 PM): google is very much strict about its policies…
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:41:18 PM): how much do you have in adsense?
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:41:31 PM): ok then tell me how i drive traffic
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:41:53 PM): make your blog contents strong and SEO pleading… this is the basic step you do..
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:42:08 PM): and after that
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:42:21 PM): what wait for anyone come to my site
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:42:33 PM): marketing is not important
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:42:54 PM): submit your site to search engines like… ask.com, yahoo.com, google.com and many other online web directories
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:43:06 PM): and then
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:43:50 PM): you can try with google adwords to drive more traffic to your site
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:44:07 PM): ok
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:44:11 PM): thanks
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:44:13 PM): but this is worthless for blogger or wordpress… better do this with domains..
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:44:25 PM): remember dont call me names further
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:44:25 PM): then you can earn more than you expect…
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:44:41 PM): asking others to click on ads is not a way to do it…
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:44:42 PM): bcos sour
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:45:03 PM): we hate that thing and cant even pronounce it
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:45:06 PM): what names r u talking about?
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:45:13 PM): religion u know
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:45:21 PM): sour ka bacha
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:46:00 PM): as i aspect u r a hacker
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:46:07 PM): or some thing
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:46:10 PM): i have tried to rollback the report i have done… i m not 100% sure if this will happen or not…
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:46:27 PM): i am ok with that
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:46:39 PM): ur a hacker
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:46:42 PM): or cracker
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:46:43 PM): i am not interested in getting the commission from reporting you… i know you are honest…
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:46:56 PM): u recognised me correctly…
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:47:21 PM): so working in positive or negative way
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:47:24 PM): i am a hacker… i have created several versions of virus and that has been trouble in most of the places in asia..
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:47:37 PM): ok i like that
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:47:43 PM): that was my college life… now i don’t do it anymore.. i hate to work against cyberlaw
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:47:43 PM): so what u get from that
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:48:21 PM): so… now i work for google network and other networks too
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:48:27 PM): ok
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:48:37 PM): i love this job…
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:48:45 PM): have google is there office in Pakistan
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:48:57 PM): but i suggest you not to go against the policies..
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:49:18 PM): most of the country has it… idk much abt that… but i am one of the general member here in Nepal…
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:49:20 PM): some times learning cause some mistakes
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:49:39 PM): learning is never over… but you need to learn from mistakes…
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:49:46 PM): mistakes leads to perfection
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:49:56 PM): ya… you are the man..
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:50:56 PM): can u tell me that the dataentry work online is that ok
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:51:16 PM): or there is some type of scam or fuck
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:51:33 PM): idk much about the job of dataentry…
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:51:54 PM): this is not a fucking scam job… its real and i earn my living from freelancing
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:52:53 PM): i am not telling about freelancing
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:53:11 PM): i don’t know about dataentry jobs… never tried it..
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:53:15 PM): i am telling that the companies want data entry operators
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:53:20 PM): idk if these are scams or not..
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:53:26 PM): registration of 49dollor
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:53:37 PM): so.. how many clicks do you make per day in adsnense?
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:53:58 PM): as i am free and some comes to me
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:54:04 PM): 2 or 5
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:54:11 PM): avg of 5 clicks per day
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:54:49 PM): oh god… this is not good… warn them…there are lots of people like me who work like me…
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:55:22 PM): there are lots and lot of members
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:55:30 PM): this business is growing
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:55:41 PM): i am a banker
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:55:50 PM): last month i banged 23 adsense publishers… this month i already have banged 7 and i get $12-$18 commission for each one..
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:55:51 PM): in free time i am doing this
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:56:10 PM): ok thats good
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:56:19 PM): but in the sense i take this
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:56:25 PM): this is illegal
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:56:36 PM): ya… this is absolutely illegal…
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:56:42 PM): but the members are doing it are
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:56:49 PM): they are poor people
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:56:57 PM): they work for livings
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:57:02 PM): making clicks for the earning purpose is completely illegal..
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:57:25 PM): maybe some of them are not do it for living
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:57:26 PM): they work for living… i know that… but google don’t care… there are lots of other ways to earn being legal…
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:57:43 PM): they are jobless
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:57:58 PM): as economic crisis in our country
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:57:58 PM): ya…looking at publisher IDs, google know if they are poor or what they do it for..
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:58:23 PM): how can google know that they are poor
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:58:27 PM): this is shit people think like this…
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:58:52 PM): some one is operating and making money from these people
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:59:05 PM): for giving them the members list and so and so
Me mine (11/22/2008 9:59:08 PM): earning from blog dont’ mean to earn just by clicking on ads..
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:59:40 PM): i was got here bcos
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 9:59:52 PM): i belong to the IT industry
Me mine (11/22/2008 10:00:09 PM): google pays from adwords… you see ads that people pays to show their ads in adwords…
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 10:00:15 PM): i love computers
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 10:00:26 PM): but my field is so different
Me mine (11/22/2008 10:00:28 PM): then you should know about adsense and its policies..
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 10:00:46 PM): i don’t have time to study lots
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 10:00:46 PM): so i get there and
Me mine (11/22/2008 10:01:01 PM): ok… this time you are not blocked……
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 10:01:08 PM): register myself to learn how to earn money with adsense
Me mine (11/22/2008 10:01:14 PM): i have got the rollback msg…
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 10:01:30 PM): on the first thought i got this illeagal
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 10:01:42 PM): bcoz i am to the sales industry of banking
Me mine (11/22/2008 10:01:44 PM): ok ok… i can consider this time…
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 10:01:46 PM): mortgages
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 10:02:08 PM): now i am studing how to make site and get it strong
Me mine (11/22/2008 10:02:11 PM): banking is good… you can earn lots of keywords if you blog with banking subject..
Me mine (11/22/2008 10:02:32 PM): i love banking… but i am IT student…
Khawaja Muhammad Ali (11/22/2008 10:02:37 PM): ok

Well, this was it… I really scared him at the start and he too admitted it. I am not sure if google has its spy around or not. So, CLICKERS…… be careful… lol

One Response to “Funny Google Adsense Clicker Chat..”

Binod chaudhary

November 23rd, 2008 8:29 am

hello bro
very nice job
keep entertaining and whriting funny blogs
bye

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